miscellaneous

I don't generally share my private mail, but today I received one that truly touched my heart & moved me deeply.

So I thought I'd share it with you guys ^_^

lesley, oh lesley

i really like your name,
when i think about you my ball goes insane,
i'm like a dog in heat,
if you were here i would probably hump your feet,
although there is a chance you would kick me off,
because you never seem to write to me...i never get no love

This is pure genius! The dude should work for hallmark.

I Thank you <3

Awww... so cute!

sweet, and a little sad. Write the poor fella! :)

Who´s your secret poetry ga.... guy?

With a bit of effort this could've been a great limerick.

this guy is a lyrical wordsmith. wish i could shake his hand, although for me that would be impossible.

you dont have hands? how do you type?

With his penis? hgcfvbdfgjmhyyuckbvm,kn.j hngvxcnn m,jbcvnklgkighcds hvm,cvfkc jxcvcnb vbkcnglhmböä,kjvlonhgcikbfuxjv

Lucky rose :P

I hope you fully committed to penis-writing Benny, don't want no imitation penis writing.

Ofc! And don´t worry. I used protection.

damn you guys!

you took something sweet & special & turned it into penis talk :(

Maybe my penis is sweet and special? Btw this is misc in bots. Naturlly we´re goning to end up talking about penises :P

B=====D~~~~~