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::: Disclaimer ::: This is only meant as a light harted game with no malicious intent on the part of the originator. :::

As you can see by this >>> Status: offline [last seen 16 days ago] Ender has not been online at Bots for quite some time and I am curious as to why. Even kind of concerned.

With the above said, why not play a silly little forum game that might actually be funny.

All you have to do is give your thoughts as the where you think Ender is and what you think he might be doing. (Let's keep it to 3 per person, or if you have so many real funny ones then by all means let them all come flowing out. But at least post one.)

Some rules.

1. No mean spirited or personal attacks towards anyone and that includes the subject of this roast. If you want to bust my balls then by all means do so because it won't hurt my feelings, much...

2. No long winded bitch sessions about how the game is dying, sucks or any of that bs. Have seen it time and again and no longer feel like seeing it some more.

3. The funnier the better. Let's all have a laugh for a change instead of ripping in to each other every time somebody writes something we don't agree with or like.

4. When he comes back (if he ever does) then he can tall us ((or not)) what he was up to.

Here's my guesses as to what Ender is doing.

1. He decided to take Jane and go on a long deserved vacation to the beach and after 16+ days they still haven't come up for air. (And I don't mean they are out swimming or something stupid like that.)

2. He decided to take a slow boat to the Netherlands in order to meet with the game master mind himself floR in order to get some better ideas on how to fix Bots 4. He is now on his way back and should get here in about 16 days

3. He is stuck at work and is being forced to work lots of overtime in order to actually earn the big bucks that the company is paying him.

He got a hold of all our google search histories, even the incognito searches, and no longer wants to associate with all of us deplorable degenerates.

He broke his wrist, and is now constructing a masturbation device.

he as died got anal fucked with a baseball bat with barb wire around it

I think I figured out what happened to him.

^Holy shit!

I love my pr0n too, but damn... :P

Or maybe he's planning to delete your accounts :P

Maybe he's stuck in a time loop and he keeps reliving Valentine's Day over and over again.

He got married and discovered sex > coding.

I think it's a joke the whole game.. People buy stars lots of them.. The last thing ender should do while people are giving him money is at least listen to what suggestion they may have.. Its the public that will make this game better.. I'm here every other year but that's only because I get bored sat in the house and like to check how the cause and xerex are doing.. Woohoo!! Grats on the 400 X