Pirate Haven

..:: Pirate Haven ::..

Pirate Story:

What is Piracy and what is Pirate Haven? Despite what Johnny Depp thinks, pirates were not the rock stars of the 18th century, but Pirate Haven members certainly are the rock stars of Bots 4! Pirates have wreaked havoc in waters worldwide since people first began sailing the seas. In Bots 4, as soon as we established Pirate Haven as our home base we wreaked havoc by plundering the weak and hapless of their energy. As time marches on, the fictional accounts of the common sea robber has created a romantic illusion of a pirate's life. Here in Bots 4 we are just plain old awesome and we don’t care what ye think! Pirate Haven is a place where pirates have the goal of raping and pillaging energy from as many weak and inferior whore bots as possible. Even though piracy dates back as far as ancient Greece it still exists today in some parts of the world. In fact, Bots 4 recently saw the return of the most infamous pirates to ever set sail in the game such as Blackbeard and his crew. Modern day pirates attack container ships, tanker ships, and sometimes even cruise ships in the seas near some of the most well known ports in the world. Pirate Haven pirates just attack weak and pitiful whores in order to beat the sh!t out of them. They don't just attack one time, they attack many times. After taking all of the energy the pirates leave to come back the next day to do it all over again. The evil Pirate Haven pirates will continue to roam the vast seas of Bots 4 for as long as necessary raping and pillaging as they go. Have a nice day and don’t let the energy drain out of ye whores... Arr...

Funny Fish Head Joke Story of the Month #1:

• A young Pirate named The Pirate from Cutlass Isle moves to Pirate Haven. He figures that he wants a job so he goes to a big "everything under one roof department store" looking for a nice good paying job.

• The Manager whose name is Cosby says "Do you have any sales experience?"

• The Pirate says "Yeah, I was a salesman back home on Cutlass Isle. Plus I have a lot of experience dealing with Ignorant Fish Heads."

• Well, The Manager named Cosby likes pirates and he liked The Pirate kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I"ll come down after we close and see how you did on your first day."

• The Pirates first day on the job was rough but he got through it, just like all pirates do.

• After the store was locked up, The Manager named Cosby came down and he says... "Well, how many sales did you make today?" he asked.

• The Pirate says "One."

• The Manager named Cosby says, "Just one?!! Our other sales people such as Destruction and Stupid Sammie average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?

• The Pirate says, " $101,237.64"

• The Manager named Cosby says, "$101,237.64? WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SELL?"

• The Pirate says, " First I sold that dumb Fish Dick a small fish hook. Then I sold that Escapist Fish Stick a medium fish hook. Then I sold that Ignorant Jerk of a Fish Head a larger fish hook. Then I sold Foolish Fishes Ass a new fishing rod.

• "I then asked that Fish Idiot where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast. So I told that Gullible Fish's Dick that he was gonna need a boat to fish there. We then went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft."

• "Then 50 year old Fish Head stupidly said he didn't think his old run down cheap Honda Civic could pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that big 4x4 Expedition."

• The Manager named Cosby said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a NEW BOAT AND A TRUCK??"

• The Pirate says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his stupid wife and I said. 'Well, your weekend's shot, so you might as well go fishing ye Stupid Fish Head!!!' "

• The moral to this fine fish story is simple. It proves that Fish Head is indeed the most ignorant and stupid fish in the sea, just like was said last month. It also shows that Pirates and nice Fish Store Managers are the smartest and nicest people around. There, stuff that in ye hat and smoke it ye stupid ignorant fish dick escaper... Go figure.

Clan Records & Achievements:

• Pirate Haven - 10/31/2017 - Month Energy Total: 8,684,898(x10.18) - Clan Energy Record.
• Scorpion XXX - 09/30/2017 - Bot Month Energy Total: 1,113,678 (x26.71) - Single Bot Month Energy Record.
  
• Mister Fantastic - 1/31/2017 - 1st member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Maleficent - 2/28/2017 - 2nd member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Master Blaster - 3/15/2017 - 3rd member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• MarvelVsCapcom - 3/15/2017 - 4th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Anvil - 3/26/17 - 5th member to 1 million energy - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Sir Killalot - 4/13/2017 - 6th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award. Retired
• Silence is Golden - 4/24/2017 - 7th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Red Baron - 4/28/2017 - 8th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Blackbeard - 8/15/2017 - 9th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Scorpion XXX - 10/01/2017 - 10th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Retirement - 10/24/2017 - 11th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Misera Cantare - 10/31/2017 - 12th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Maleficent - 1/25/2018 - Top 100 HOF, Energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Maleficent - 4/30/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Silence Is Golden - 3/21/2017 - Top 100 HOF, Energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Silence Is Golden - 8/9/2018 - 200 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Silence Is Golden - 3/21/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Blackbeard - 5/2/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Anvil - 11/14/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• MarvelVsCapcom - 3/23/2018 - 100 thousand wins - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Red Baron - 5/21/2018 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Red Baron - 5/21/2018 - Top 100 HOF, Energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Scorpion XXX - 9/31/2017 - 1st member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  
• Anvil - 10/31/2017 - 2nd member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  
• Miseria Cantare - 10/31/2017 - 3rd member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  
• Retirement - 10/31/2017 - 4th member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  

Month of July 2018 Achievements:

• Pirate Haven - 07/31/2018 - 2nd Place with an energy total of: 5,876,054 (x7.35)
• Silence is Golden - 1st place (clan) 2nd place (overall) with an energy total of: 1,006,177 (x22.60)
• Scorpion XXX - 2nd place (clan) 3rd place (overall) with an energy total of: 719,647 (x16.12)
• MrPeet - 3rd place (clan) 6th place (overall) with an energy total of: 588,621 (x15.46)
• Gothorita - 4th place (clan) 7th place (overall) with an energy total of: 562,144 (x12.64)
  
• Youngster Joey - 5th place (clan) 11th place (overall) with an energy total of: 426,057 (x15216.32)
  
• Zer0 - 6th place (clan) 13th place (overall) with an energy total of: 395,446 (x8.86)
  
• Amara - 7th place (clan) 22nd place (overall) with an energy total of: 288,522 (x6.77)
  
• Gothitelle - 8th place (clan) 24th place (overall) with an energy total of: 261,973 (x12.58)
  
• Red Baron - 9th place (clan) 27th place (overall) with an energy total of: 246,467 (x5.52)
  
• MarvelVsCapcom - 10th place (clan) 28th place (overall) with an energy total of: 243,029 (x5.44)
  

Announcements:

• *ATTENTION* *ATTENTION* We have a very big announcement to make. Super bot Silence Is Golden has been awarded Pirate Haven's first monthly Most Valuable Bot award for his combined scoring efforts during the month of July 2018. This certainly is one of the most impressive accomplishments in the game by any (what can be called) clean player that just uses whores with a very minimal use of dumpers to do what he does. Very well done!!!
  

Clan Ranks:

• Captain - The Pirate
• First Mate - Maleficent, MarvelVsCapcom, Retirement
• Master Pirate - 2,500,000 Energy
• Cutthroat - 1,000,000 Energy
• Pirate - The Crew

Special Ranks can be created if needed.

Recruiting & Requirements:

• We are no longer recruiting new members. However, we may accept your application but you MUST contact management and we would like to know a bit about you. We don't like being a closed clan but we have been burned in the past and have to be careful. Thank you.

Clan Profile Last Updated August 3, 2018 by Maleficent and August 5, 2018 by some other pirate.