The Pirate 
The Pirate 
|2016-08-23 23:32:02 [210 days ago]|
|110,591,472 [70 days of tax]|
..:: Pirate Haven ::..
What is Piracy and what is Pirate Haven? Despite what Johnny Depp thinks, pirates were not the rock stars of the 18th century, but Pirate Haven members certainly are the rock stars of Bots 4! Pirates have wreaked havoc in waters worldwide since people first began sailing the seas. In Bots 4, as soon as we established Pirate Haven as our home base we commenced plundering the weak and hapless of their energy. As time marches on, the fictional accounts of the common sea robber has created a romantic illusion of a pirate's life. Here in Bots 4 we are just plain old awesome and we don’t care what ye think! Pirate Haven is a place where pirates have the goal of raping and pillaging energy from as many weak and inferior whore bots as possible. Even though piracy dates back as far as ancient Greece it still exists today in some parts of the world. In fact, Bots 4 recently saw the return of the most infamous pirates to ever set sail in the game such as Blackbeard and his crew. Modern day pirates attack container ships, tanker ships, and sometimes even cruise ships in the seas near some of the most well known ports in the world. Pirate Haven pirates just attack weak and pitiful whores in order to beat the sh!t out of them. They don't just attack one time, they attack many times. After taking all of the energy the pirates leave to come back the next day to do it all over again. The evil Pirate Haven pirates will continue to roam the vast seas of Bots 4 for as long as necessary raping and pillaging as they go. Have a nice day and don’t let the energy drain out of ye whores... Arr...
Pirate Quote(s) of the Month:
- Pirates Arr Great... Those with Black Beards arr great too even if it has a mouth big enough to drive a truck through and everybody hates it. Please do not get upset or offended because those ones arr only stupid make believe Pie Rats that don't mean nuthin' by it. Arrgh...
- Damn, aren't pirates great. Heck yea they arr...
Clan Records & Achievements:
- Pirate Haven - 1/31/2017 - Month Energy Total: 4,026,348 (x5.18) - Clan Energy Record.
- Maleficent - 1/31/2017 - Bot Month Energy Total: 654,713 (x14.78) - Single Bot Month Energy Record.
- Mister Fantastic - 1/31/2017 - 1st member to reach 1 million life time energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award. (Now Retired.)
- Maleficent - 2/28/2017 - 2nd member to reach 1 million life time energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
- Master Blaster - 3/15/2017 - 3rd member to reach 1 million life time energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
- MarvelVsCapcom - 3/15/2017 - 3rd member to reach 1 million life time energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
Month of February (and March) 2017 Achievements:
- Pirate Haven - 2/28/2017 - 3th place with an energy total of: 2,035,692 (x2.87)
- Maleficent - 2/28/2017 - 3th place with an energy total of: 483,494 (x12.14)
- The completion of whore clan upgrades and other bot and whore building and leveling projects.
- Congrats to MarvelVsCapcom for reaching the 1 Million Energy mark in fine pirate style. Very impressive indeed!
- New member policy. As pirates we will never build a wall to keep you out, we will never judge you by your previous actions in the game and we will never bar you because of something you may have said. We do ask that you bmail our Captain first before applying because he likes to chat and write long boring bmails. All Arr welcomed, so put your pirate hat on and become a real pirate today!!! Arr...
- Captain - Those of us with Blackbeards
- First Mate - Captain's choice
- Second Mate - 5,000,000 Energy
- Cutthroat - 1,000,000 Energy
- Pirate - The Crew
Special Ranks can be created if needed.
- We aren't going to spam your b-mail with clan invites, but we might ask good players to join us.
- Membership policy. Mail Blackbeard and tell him a bit about yourself. There are reports of spies sailing these waters.
- Obviously at least level 20 because level 20 is the level where you can actually be in a clan.
- There's no energy requirement, but some scoring is always appreciated.
- Being inactive or wanting to level is fine. But we might kick ya if you are inactive and the taxes start getting too high.
- Have a great day!
last updated March 16, 2017 by Blackbeard.
|3||||Pirate||Silence is Golden||Silence is Golden||3||24,990||365||68.47||799,611||275,539||(x9.27)||60||offline|
|5||||Pirate||Tom Brady||Tom Brady||1||8,838||71||124.48||354,180||175,804||(x5.58)||60||offline|
|6||||Cutthroat||Master Blaster||Master Blaster||
|8||||Pirate||Natasha Romanova||Natasha Romanova||1||2,325||0||NaN||84,982||84,982||(x4249.10)||50||offline|
|10||||Pirate||Kerosene Deluxe||Kerosene Deluxe||1||11,226||43||261.07||445,090||63,019||(x2.05)||60||offline|
|13||||Cutthroat||Red Baron||Red Baron||
|15||||Pirate||Mister Incredible||Mister Incredible||
|17||||Pirate||Camel Jockey||Camel Jockey||
|18||||Pirate||Aw Snap||Aw Snap||
|19||||Pirate||Sir Bashalot||Sir Bashalot||
|26||||Cutthroat||Sir Killalot||Sir Killalot||
|29||||Pirate||Donald John Trump||Killary Killer||
|38||||Pirate||You Got Maced||You Got Maced||586||76||7.71||4,515||4,515||(x1.00)||35||offline|
The members of <Pirate Haven> have collected 43 platinum trophies:
|100.0 Ratio||Have a 100.0 ratio with at least 100 wins.|
|Top 10 Energy Month||Top 10 monthly energy in game. Awarded end of each month.|
|Open Beta||Participated in the open beta.|
|All Star||Bought a star.|
|Insanely Aggressive||Make it to level 100 with under 10 trains.|
|Super+ DEX||400 base dexterity.|
|Terror Inc||Beat Terror Inc.|