Pirate Haven

..:: Pirate Haven ::..

Pirate Story:

What is Piracy and what is Pirate Haven? Despite what Johnny Depp thinks, pirates were not the rock stars of the 18th century, but Pirate Haven members certainly are the rock stars of Bots 4! Pirates have wreaked havoc in waters worldwide since people first began sailing the seas. In Bots 4, as soon as we established Pirate Haven as our home base we wreaked havoc by plundering the weak and hapless of their energy. As time marches on, the fictional accounts of the common sea robber has created a romantic illusion of a pirate's life. Here in Bots 4 we are just plain old awesome and we don’t care what ye think! Pirate Haven is a place where pirates have the goal of raping and pillaging energy from as many weak and inferior whore bots as possible. Even though piracy dates back as far as ancient Greece it still exists today in some parts of the world. In fact, Bots 4 recently saw the return of the most infamous pirates to ever set sail in the game such as Blackbeard and his crew. Modern day pirates attack container ships, tanker ships, and sometimes even cruise ships in the seas near some of the most well known ports in the world. Pirate Haven pirates just attack weak and pitiful whores in order to beat the sh!t out of them. They don't just attack one time, they attack many times. After taking all of the energy the pirates leave to come back the next day to do it all over again. The evil Pirate Haven pirates will continue to roam the vast seas of Bots 4 for as long as necessary raping and pillaging as they go. Have a nice day and don’t let the energy drain out of ye whores... Arr...

Funny Fish Head Joke Story of the Month #1:

• The Pirate and Fish Dick went fishing one summer day. While they were out in the fishing boat, the Fish Dick suddenly became curious about the world around him.

• He asked The Pirate, "Pirate, how does this boat float?"

• The Pirate replied, "Don't rightly know ye dumb Fish Head."

• A little later, the Fish Dick looked at The Pirate and asked, "Pirate, how do fish breath underwater?"

• Once again The Pirate replied, "Don't rightly know ye stupid Fish Stick."

• A little later the Fish Dick asked The Pirate, "Pirate, why is the sky blue?"

• Thoughtfully, The Pirate replied, "Don't rightly know ye smelly Fishes Arse."

• Finally, the Fish Dick asked The Pirate, "Pirate, do you mind me asking you all of these stupid questions all the time?"

• The Pirate replied, "Of course not, ye stupid SOB of a Fish Head. If ye don't ask questions, ye never gunna learn nothin'."

• The moral to this ignorant fish story is that Fish Heads simply can not learn anything because they are just plain old stupid, ignorant idiots. All they do is ask stupid questions all the time while acting like jack asses. They also like to give free advice to people even when they aren't asked for their stupid opinions. Unfortunately, that's the way it is here with these Fish Heads and us pirates have to live with it and just accept it because its pretty normal mental Fish Head behavior. Go figure...

• If you don't like the jokes don't go away all pissed off, just go away... Arr...

Clan Records & Achievements:

• Pirate Haven - 10/31/2017 - Month Energy Total: 8,684,898(x10.18) - Clan Energy Record.
• Scorpion XXX - 09/30/2017 - Bot Month Energy Total: 1,113,678 (x26.71) - Single Bot Month Energy Record.
  
• Mister Fantastic - 1/31/2017 - 1st member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Maleficent - 2/28/2017 - 2nd member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Master Blaster - 3/15/2017 - 3rd member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• MarvelVsCapcom - 3/15/2017 - 4th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Anvil - 3/26/17 - 5th member to 1 million energy - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Sir Killalot - 4/13/2017 - 6th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award. Retired
• Silence is Golden - 4/24/2017 - 7th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Red Baron - 4/28/2017 - 8th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Blackbeard - 8/15/2017 - 9th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Scorpion XXX - 10/01/2017 - 10th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Retirement - 10/24/2017 - 11th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Misera Cantare - 10/31/2017 - 12th member to 1 million energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Maleficent - 1/25/2018 - Top 100 HOF, Energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Maleficent - 4/30/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Silence Is Golden - 3/21/2017 - Top 100 HOF, Energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Silence Is Golden - 3/21/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Blackbeard - 5/2/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Anvil - 11/14/2017 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• MarvelVsCapcom - 3/23/2018 - 100 thousand wins - Lifetime Achievement Award.
  
• Red Baron - 5/21/2018 - 100 thousand wins. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Red Baron - 5/21/2018 - Top 100 HOF, Energy. - Lifetime Achievement Award.
• Scorpion XXX - 9/31/2017 - 1st member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  
• Anvil - 10/31/2017 - 2nd member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  
• Miseria Cantare - 10/31/2017 - 3rd member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  
• Retirement - 10/31/2017 - 4th member to reach 1 million energy in 1 month. - Achievement Award.
  

Month of May 2018 Achievements:

• Pirate Haven - 05/31/2018 - 4th Place with an energy total of: 2,509,105 (x2.82)
• Red Baron - 05/31/2018 - 1st place (Clan) 5th place (overall) with an energy total of: 734,062 (x16.45)
• Silence is Golden - 05/31/2018 - 2nd place (Clan) 6th place (overall) with an energy total of: 734,057 (x16.45)
• xxxxx - xx/xx/2018 - xxx place (Clan) with an energy total of: xxxxx (xx.xx)
• xxxxx - xx/xx/2018 - xxxx place (Clan) with an energy total of: xxxxx (xx.xx)
  

Announcements:

• No big announcements for now, but do be sure to check back everyday because something is bound to happen eventually. Have a wonderful day...
  

Clan Ranks:

• Captain - The Pirate
• First Mate - Maleficent, MarvelVsCapcom, Retirement
• Master Pirate - 2,500,000 Energy
• Cutthroat - 1,000,000 Energy
• Pirate - The Crew

Special Ranks can be created if needed.

Recruiting & Requirements:

• We are no longer accepting new members. However, we may accept your application but you MUST contact Retirement / Osh. He is the only person that can or will accept new bots in to the clan. Thank you.

Last Updated June 1, 2018 by The Captain.